Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don’t you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
(Source: vintagemuslimah, via sssonicyouth)
Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?
WAIT WHAT? i have not heard about this!:O
Well i am now, thanks for telling me^.^
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via paging-doctorfaggot)
